WELCOME TO MY FAN BLOG, DEVOTED TO THE FAMOUS TV SHOW ‘HONKY NINCOMPOOP! MERMAN PARAMEDIC!’
THE PURPOSE OF MY BLOG IS
1) TO KEEP THE MEMORY OF HONKY NINCOMPOOP ALIVE!
2) TO CONVINCE THE TV INDUSTRY TO BRING THE SHOW BACK!
I WILL FILL IT WITH AS MUCH DETAIL AS I CAN BUT AS THERE IS VERY LITTLE EVIDENCE REMAINING FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THIS SHOW SOME OF THE PICTURES I USE WILL HAVE TO BE RE-CREATED BY MYSELF.
I JUST WANT TO HONOUR YOUR MEMORY, HONKY!
Hello, it's me, Fandango Birtwhistle, criminal mastermind and sex typhoon! I'm experiencing mixed emotions as I read this so-called 'blog'. Part of me wants to congratulate you for helping to keep the memory of 'Honky Nincompoop! Merman Paramedic!' alive, but the other part of me want to amputate each and every one of your fingers to stop you typing any more of this half-baked tenth-rate piffle! IS THIS REALLY A FITTING TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME? I THINK NOT! TRY HARDER, YOU BERK!
ReplyDeleteMr Birtwhistle, please do not comment here on my blog again! I've had enough abuse from you on YouTube! Leave me alone! I doubt you are even a true Honky Nincompoop fan!
ReplyDeleteNOT A TRUE FAN???!!! Listen, Clusterfook, I bow to no man in my devotion to all things Honky! I have vintage VHS video copies of ALL THREE SERIES OF 'HONKY NINCOMPOOP! MERMAN PARAMEDIC!'. Having read your so-called blog I know that YOUR copies of the show were lost when you accidentally burnt your OWN HOUSE down while you were trollied on crack! A TRUE FAN WOULD HAVE RUN INTO THE BURNING BUILDING TO SAVE THE TAPES! Therefore I put it to you, Clusterfook, that you are not just a BERK, you are also a COWARD AND A TRAITOR TO HONKY NINCOMPOOP!
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