As I mentioned in earlier posts, almost everyone connected to ‘Honky Nincompoop! Merman Paramedic!’ in any way whatsoever has died in tragic/bizarre/mysterious circumstances. After exhaustive research I have managed to discover the fates of those who worked behind the camera on the show:
The Crew who brought you ‘Honky Nincompoop...’
PRODUCER
Pete Vegass-Sho’girl
Died on operating table during surgery to dramatically increase number of legs 1988
ASSISTANT PRODUCER
Beth Monsterrtruck-Rallie
Thrown into a threshing machine by demented farmer 1986
DIRECTOR
Steve Pubblic-Konveeniense
Killed by angry bear 1991
CINEMATOGRAPHY
Will Parole-Vyolayshun
Fatal allergic reaction to dish-cloth 1990
CASTING ASSISTANT
Jess Trackanfield-Events
Fatally injured during motorcycle stunt leap over Cheddar Gorge 1998
SOUND DESIGN
Tom Lepper-Collonie
Died battling massive ants 1999
SOUND
Lee O’Madarlin-Clementyne
Crashed his helicopter into ‘Captain Quacky-Dacky’s Nautical Fun Park’ Orlando, Florida, 2001
MUSIC
Allan Collapsible-Decktchayre
Killed in prison knife fight about ownership of blanket 1994
ART
Phil Baskett-Weeving-Workshopp Jnr
Died after riding his jet-ski into side of oil tanker whilst dressed as a Dolphin and under the influence of peyote 1997
Steph Chimchim-Cheroo
Eaten by a penguin 2004
MAKE UP
Joy Tremble-Widfeer
Fell off the wing of a stunt-plane during Air Show 2009
COSTUME
Alice Getto-Crymeseen
Sucked into Hurricane Malcolm 2003
PHOTOGRAPHER
Matt Clench-Buttok
Exploded 2006
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT
Mike Lavatry-Attendint
Choked on trumpet 1998
RUNNER
RUNNER
Richard Kawlda-Firebrigayde
Shot by Police during robbery of Dildo Factory. 1995
Note: If you know anyone else who has died horribly due to their connection to ‘Honky Nincompoop! Merman Paramedic!’, please tell me, I’d love to know!
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